Holiday cards for those of us who hate the saccharine cards the masses use. Most holiday cards are dripping with schmaltz. These cards are not. If anything, they are dripping with venom. Set of 6. $9.99
Shower Coffee maker? Just fooling’! Prank boxes hide your real present. Sure to be the hit of the next party you’re dragged into, Prank Pack fake gift boxes appear to contain ridiculous products from clueless companies. Just pack your real gift inside, sit back and revel in their half-hearted enthusiasm. $14.99
12 months of demotivator designs and important dates in geek history Every month has a new demotivator design (hint: they’re funny because they’re true!), and a collection of important days in geek history. Have humor, organization, and trivia night tidbits all in one handy package! $15.99
Now Kirk knows how GLaDOS felt. The folks at Mr. Potato Head teamed up with Star Trek to make these four amazing toys: Kirk, Kor, Spock, and Uhura in potato form! Can you capture Kirk’s animal magnetism in a plastic potato? Maybe not quite, but he makes us smile whenever we look at him. $29.99
Demand more cookies!! $17.99
Please don’t tap on the glass. We follow David Malki ! in all his online incarnations. So when we told him we loved these shirts and he told us he’d let us resell them, it made us very happy. We think it’ll make you happy, too. Happy customers are good. $18.99 – $19.99
Some say the world will end with a bang. We follow David Malki ! in all his online incarnations. So when we told him we loved these shirts and he told us he’d let us resell them, it made us very happy. We think it’ll make you happy, too. Happy customers are good. $18.99 – […]
This shirt looks familiar…. Geeks. We get excited sometimes when we’re testing stuff. And we don’t always think things through when we’re excited. That’s why safety goggles exist. Fume hoods. Air bags. Eye washes. Fire extinguishers. Excitable geeks can be dangerous. Take cover. $17.99 – $18.99
Turn your hors d’oeuvres into a battlefield of flavor! $9.99
Exterminate that kid riding in a Power Wheels. This Red Dalek has a battery powered motor, 360 degree steering and a maximum speed of nearly 2 mph! The steering wheel has buttons which trigger ten authentic Dalek phrases so your wee geek can let people know that their extermination is at hand. $299.99
Team Survivor or Team Zombie – only one can win. This starts out as a cooperative game, with humans trying to survive. But once someone is bitten, it becomes a team battle. (We like Team Walker: sneak attacks, poisoning supplies, sending your fellow undead into a feeding frenzy.) Who will win? $29.99
The ultimate green gift: mushrooms grow out of the box! Grow your own gourmet mushrooms, easy-peasy. Open the box. Place it on a window sill. Mist with water twice a day. In about 10 days, you’ll have a crop of mushrooms ready to harvest! Each kit will yield up to 1.5 pounds of mushrooms. $19.99
More Geek Dad fun, as you and your littles learn how to be mad scientists! Chock-full of instructional illustrations throughout, The Geek Dad Book for Aspiring Mad Scientists puts the fun back in science. This book will help scientists-in-the-making discover how our world works with all sorts of creative science project ideas. $17.99
Teach your wee geeks about knife safety with this DIY kit Teach your wee geeks about knife safety. Invented by the 7-year-old son of a knife designer, this kit includes everything you need to create a lockback, folding knife out of soft wood. No tools or woodworking skills required! $9.99
Teach your wee geeks about knife safety with this DIY kit Teach your wee geeks about knife safety. Invented by the 7-year-old son of a knife designer, this kit includes everything you need to create a lockback, folding knife out of soft wood. No tools or woodworking skills required! $9.99
Act out nature’s epic life or death battles with your mittens Act out the epic battles of the animal kingdom with your hands. On your left hand… an adorable fish! On your right, a hungry whale! FIGHT! You’ll be toasty warm and constantly entertained. Kid & adult sizes available. $24.99 – $29.99
Act out nature’s epic life or death battles with your mittens Act out the epic battles of the animal kingdom with your hands. On your left hand… an adorable fish! On your right, a hungry whale! FIGHT! You’ll be toasty warm and constantly entertained. Kid & adult sizes available. $24.99 – $29.99
When life hands you lemons, ask the Cave Johnson Talking Portrait what you should do. When a person leaves an indelible mark on the very fabric of society, there is really only one proper way to honor their memory… with a talking portrait.
Cave Johnson says to drink your water or he’ll bust out the combustible lemons. Drink like a testing candidate. These two water bottles feature the Aperture Science logos of the 1970s and 80s and will help you stay hydrated no matter how tough the test may be. $14.99
Take a tour of the DIY world with your guide: Mark Frauenfelder. From his unique vantage point as editor-in-chief of Make magazine, the hub of the do-it-yourself movement, Mark Frauenfelder takes readers on an inspiring and surprising tour of the vibrant world of DIY. $15.99