High quality wrapping paper with floating pi symbols over pi’s value (to over 5,000 decimal places). With big floating pi’s and lots of numbers (over 5,000 decimal places of that magic number), this wrapping paper is ready to wrap anything. Really great at wrapping spherical things. Get it? ‘Cause of the math? Never mind. $3.99
Pretty red frosting that tastes like bacon! You can cook bacon into your cakes. But that takes time and stuff. Or you can just use bacon frosting to decorate your cakes. Then there’s bacon . . . but it’s more of a surprise. $4.99
Accelerate your geekling’s exploration aptitude A stacking toy for babies of physicists. Admire the vivid colors, feel the dual-texture surface and the pleasant heft of its weight. Weeble it. Wobble it. Spin it. Stack it. You’ll have so much fun that you’ll forget these are for babies. $24.99
Look at you reading ThinkGeek when there’s science to do! There are a lot of manuals for employees of Aperture Laboratories. But you don’t necessarily have to read them. Just follow Cave Johnson’s voice and you’ll be fine, okay? Take these bookends, they’ll hold the books up. Now let’s get back to testing! $24.99
At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch. Cookies are no exception. We snuck into Aperture Labs and stole the Portal Cookie Cutters! Now you can make Mrs. Johnson’s Science Cookies. And for the love of Cave, don’t use pre-made dough. Real fans of Aperture Labs make their science and their cookies from scratch. […]
Be a 51st century man! This replica features RAF brass buttons, belt buckle, back kick pleat, double-breasted closure, and functional pockets on the inside and outside. Just remember, you may feel immortal while wearing this, but you are still a regular human. $329.99
Dog saves the day in this amazing poster from Half Life 2 See Dog. See Dog run. Run Dog, Run. See Dog jump. Jump Dog, jump. See Dog land on the head of a Strider. Land Dog, land. See Dog fight. Fight Dog, fight. See Dog take the Strider down, saving the day. Good Dog! […]
Precision engineering makes for a truly random roll! $29.99
A bacony update of the classic candy grandma always had. A fancy little tin, full of mints. Except these aren’t grandma’s mints. These taste like bacon. That’s why there’s a pig on the tin. Yum! $5.99
Deck your halls with a jolly green Jedi Nestled snugly among the tip-top branches, Yoda’s star glows green and protects your presents from the Grinch. Parents, feel free to tell your children that Yoda has a direct line to Santa. What? You didn’t know Santa is a Jedi Master too? $39.99
A most illogical (but amazing) way to top off your holiday tree This classic Star of Bethlehem shaped tree topper is in festive blue and gold and may fool non-geek visitors who don’t look too closely. Our favorite detail? The way the shapes on the edges of the inner circle look like Starfleet badges. $39.99
Jolly old elves and logical Vulcans both have pointy ears Drop Santa a hint that you’d like him to graduate from Red Shirt to Blue by leaving this Holiday Spock Hat by the cookies and milk this year. After all, jolly old elves and logical Vulcans both have pointy ears. It’s not such a big […]
Santa Yoda knows if you’ve been naughty or nice This Yoda Holiday Hat is one your wee geek will cherish. It’s your typical red and white plush Santa hat with the addition of bendable green Yoda ears. “Santa Yoda” is printed on the front, just above the white fluffy brim. $11.99
These candy canes don’t look any different, but they taste like bacon! Decorating your tree with bacon is a delicious idea, but also very very unsanitary. You could get sap on your meat! So, use these candy canes instead. Or, just eat them. Eating candy is good, too. $4.99
Sparkly bacon goodness and metallic-y fat make this THE ornament of the season. Don’t put bacon on your tree. It’s very greasy and messy. Instead, hang a Sparkling Bacon Ornament to remind yourself what you are really thankful for. $6.99
From Archimedes to the Alpha Quadrant These Star Trek Nutcrackers are a delightful way to decorate your kitchen or office and crack open nuts. Carved from real wood, these nutcrackers are accurate to their on-screen characters. Spock’s hand is even in live long and prosper position! $29.99
Use the Force to crack open some nuts Crack open some nuts with the help of The Force. And by The Force, we mean these cool wooden nutcrackers. While Yoda is green, you don’t have to use him for only pistachios. Vader prefers pecans, as long as you plan to bake them into a delicious […]
Light your tree with friends from a distant galaxy These holiday light strings will be the stars of the show for your Intergalactic Holiday Tree. Each strand of lights is 11.5 feet long and features 10 injection molded plastic lights in the shape of either Yoda or R2-D2. $29.99
From Hoth to your hearth to a special place in your heart There’s nothing more heartwarming than a snow globe. Fans of Star Wars will love this tiny snow globe featuring our favorite droid, R2-D2. Not only does he deliver important messages from Princess Leia, he also brings gifts! $9.99
Now accepting applications for the spring semester. Universities are a haven for Minecraft players, burning away extra hours between classes. Thinking up new ways to use redstone circuitry. Turning the cafeteria’s mashed potatoes into blocks. The creativity is well nigh endless. $59.99