Bring this to housewarming parties and you’ll be a hero. No more salsa messes! The Salsabol’s revolutionary lip curves up and back over the bowl. When you scoop your chip up the high side of the bowl, the lip pushes the salsa or dip back onto your chip. No more messes! Perfectly scooped dip every […]
It’s about time Kitty worked for his food! In order to get the kibble, the cat must move the food (or treats!) through the maze by pawing at it through the side openings until it drops to the food tray. Appeal to your cat’s sense of touch and taste while encouraging mental and physical activity. […]
Racetrack with a motion-activated glowing ball inside This kitty toy incorporates sight, sound, touch, and speed with its accelerating coaster ramps, and motion-activated illuminated ball. The peek-a-boo track lets your cat shove her paw in to try to catch the glowing ball as it whizzes by. $25.99
Pamper your kitty with a luxury massage experience. Appeals to your cat’s sense of touch by offering a variety of pampering textures. Gnaw on the gum stimulator for health teeth & gums. Rub on the textured panels for a relaxing and therapeutic massage. $20.99
Keeps kitteh distracted from his world domination plans Fill the Cat Pyramid up with your kitty’s favorite small treats or dry kibble. Then put it on the ground and let your cat enjoy getting the treats out. Cat Pyramid’s weighted bottom makes it roll erratically and always stop in the upright position. $15.99
You can’t crush rebel scum on decaf. Now witness the stimulating power of this fully caffeinated and awesome coffee mug! $9.99
Colder than a Wampa’s balls Seven Solos still equals one bounty. $9.99
Astromech droids can be ice cold, so can your drink. Why ice your favorite beverage with plain old cubes when you can serve them with galactic style? $9.99
Get your friends to hold onto this thing and then slap each other for drum beats, sound effects, and musical interludes. Four people grab this device’s appendages. When they touch, different circuits are completed producing drum sounds. Meaning: slap your friends for a wicked drum beat. Also has animal sounds, sound effects, and a song. […]
Use your iPad in the kitchen without fear! Protect your iPad from kitchen spills while you read your recipes! $19.99
You read that right. NINE FEET of cable for your charging or syncing needs. For those times when your iDevice is dying and you still need to use it, whip out the Powerline 9 Foot Cable. Use it for charging or syncing your iPad, iPhone, iPod, or iPod Touch. There’s even a handy dandy storage […]
There’s an app for everything except hardcopy… until now. This photo printer makes getting hardcopy from an iPhone dead simple. Just plug and print. $19.99 – $149.99
Witness to some deviant behavior? The Gauss of “Gaussian Distribution” is also the Gauss of “degauss,” that button that used to be standard on monitors. Did you know degaussing was originally used on ships to make them invisible to German magnetic mines? *plays “The More You Know” chime* $16.99 – $18.99
I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t let you move your knight there. And now, a haiku from the ’80s: HELLO. A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY. – WarGames $16.99 – $18.99
Because everything needs a label, even your meat. Non-linear heat transference might cook the meat but know who’s it is requires a label. $16.99
Analog wall clock with an 8-bit sensibility! Back when quarters got you a single video game play, arcades didn’t have clocks so as to keep collecting your coins. If there was a clock in an arcade parlor, it would totally be an 8-bit pixellated style analog clock like this one. $24.99
Premium quality leather wallet with the venerable QWERTY layout embossed! Share your love of quality leather billfolds and qwerty typewriters. This wallet holds all your cards, your cash, ID, and receipts, but has the venerable QWERTY keyboard embossed on the outside, and the red lining look like an old typewriter ribbon! $39.99
Ultra soft plush backpacks protect your most precious cargo. Cute 17″ plushie Mario or Yoshi backpacks have more than enough room for your DS. Protect your cargo from thieving koopas! $19.99
Going to Home Depot to get primer to match Electric Mucus. brb. This little baby is going to be gone off the lot tomorrow, let me tell you. Where else are you going to find a space-going delivery vessel with a sauna (besides Zapp Brannigan’s ship). Let’s face it, you never know when you’re going […]
Whoa! That baby’s running on fumes. It’d be so much easier if babies had little readouts. Low on fuel. Waste container full. Then we’d instantly know what the wailing was about. “Oh, *I* see. It says ‘Service Required.’ Somebody’s due for a vaccination.” Schedule the .1 mile checkup. $19.99