I am fire and life incarnate! Rogue: Does this mean Ah’m not dead? Jean: Not yet. Not quite. But speaking as one who knows, youre really pushing your luck. $21.99 – $23.99

Warning: Your shirt design may vary by species. It’s hard being Galactus. Sure, you have phenomenal cosmic powers, but you can’t find others to whom you can relate. “Remember that time when…. no, wait. You/your species/your planet didn’t exist yet.” And forget about reliable dining recommendations. $21.99 – $23.99

More awesome Marvel / Megan Lara mashups! With great power, there must also come great responsibility. You know what one of those responsibilities is? Laundry. It makes your closet happy. It makes your friends happy. It makes just about everyone who sits near you happy. Don’t you want that? $21.99 – $23.99

Room-filling, 360-degree sound from a laptop? You bet. Let’s face it: laptop speakers suck. But what if your only computer is a laptop? Do you have to settle for sucky sound quality? Heck no, not when you have a Laptop Speaker Bar! $59.99

It’s people! Not really. Just yummy crackers . . . with maybe just a hint of human. Soylent Green. People food. Delicious. Healthy. Green. And may or may not be actually made out of people. You’ll love these crackers – and if you don’t, you might become them! $8.99

Like popping zits or lancing boils? Do we have the toy for you! Squeeze it hard and blisters will pop out of the holes in the bag and be a surprisingly different color than the ball itself, much like the things that come out of a boil when you lance it. Lost interest in lunch […]

Fill & tie a water balloon in under 30 seconds Trying to fill a water balloon with a hose and then tie it takes forever, especially if you’re not coordinated or being fired upon by people who haven’t run out of ammo. The Water Balloon Filler lets you fill and tie a water balloon in […]

Echo Station 3-T-8. We have spotted Imperial Walkers at ThinkGeek. Remember the TourMobile buses from when you were little? The ones that were two sections with the accordion-style connector? You think new Stormtroopers clamor to stand on the swivel-y bit in the flexible armored tunnel in the neck of the AT-AT walker? $19.99 – $20.99

Ship approaching. X-wing class. The history of the X-wing includes a moral, which is this: do not meddle in the affairs of engineers for you are crunchy and taste good with Bantha butter. If you do, they may defect, taking with them the schematics for that awesome ship you had planned. $19.99 – $20.99

Listen kid, there are better jobs in the Empire than TIE Fighter pilot. Think back to all the things you said you wanted to be when you grew up. How many of them would have been Very Bad Ideas? (We still want to train dancing bears, but we value our life and limbs too much.) […]

It’s a drinking straw made of titanium. Nothing could be more awesome! This straw is made of titanium. That means it’s not only useful as a straw, but it’s useful as a status symbol, too. Because if you have a Titanium Straw, your straw can beat up all other straws. $14.99

Tasty frozen treats that will have your dog learning how to open the freezer If your dog has discriminating tastes, he’s going to love these gourmet frozen treats. Serve them a hot day or melt a couple over your dog’s dry food for a delicious gravy. Refill packs are available so you can get more […]

You’re on your own for obtaining the orange jumpsuit. And what else is down there? Tell you what, it’s only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. Down there. Which is exactly your size. And if it’s a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it […]

Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave. With a box of scraps. We thought you’d prefer the less-scrappy version, though. So this particular arc reactor isn’t going to keep shrapnel from working its way into your heart or power your repulsor beams. What do you expect for under $30? A shirt that […]

Looks like a real firefly in a jar – flits around and flashes its light. Looks just like a real firefly trapped in a jar. The firefly flits around the jar and even flickers and flashes. The jar is real, but the firefly is totally fake. Which means it won’t die – it will just […]

125 rare earth magnets, spherical, and ready to make any shape you can imagine. These little balls are actually rare earth magnets. You get 125 of these little dudes to build shapes, jewelry, or anything else you can imagine. Why? Because sitting at your desk is boring. $24.99 – $27.99

Accurately measure servings of beer, wine, or spirits This isn’t your ordinary pint glass! It’s printed with measurements for various alcoholic drinks so you can accurately measure servings of beer, wine, or spirits. It shows the average percentage of alcohol by volume for each type of beverage, too. $7.99

If he doesn’t clench his thighs together, the data falls out. Finally, pantsing someone is an informative experience! Yoink down this LEGO minifig’s pants to reveal a hidden USB flash drive with 2GB of storage. Compatible with Mac or PC. $24.99

Knowledge brings fear. Because a giant, pulsating mind is a terrible thing to waste. Also, if you see one of those, give us a heads-up. We don’t want to go the way of the dinosaurs. $19.99 – $20.99

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