Yes, it’s old. It still makes us laugh. Actually, we suspect there are a bunch of MUDs out there that would disagree with this statement. For instance, we initially thought we weren’t going to be able to simply Telnet into mordormud.net, but then we realized it was a firewall issue. Oops. $16.99 – $18.99

Bear claw, bear claw, bite. Certain foods just fall in to alignments. Pancakes and waffles? Good, obviously. But while waffles are lawful good, pancakes are chaotic good. The syrup goes all over the place and there’s the dreaded butter well. Waffles follow rules. Pancakes break ’em. $19.99

iPad 2 version now available! Why yes, this lovely iPad case with an integrated Bluetooth keyboard does transform your iPad into ghetto netbook, a netbook with 3G (maybe) and a multi-touch screen! $59.99

Save the planet with this 100% natural wood watch The WeWood Chrono Watch is made of 100% natural wood, saved from scraps from the flooring industry that would otherwise be destroyed. Saved from the fires! The watch features a wood case, bracelet, and dial. $119.99

Totally pwn3d! Much as we hate to admit it, each of us was a n00b at one point in time. Although we like to think we were hatched from the helm of Master Chief fully formed…. $12.99

In a New New York nanosecond. We had requests for I [Heart] New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York shirts after that episode of Doctor Who, which we can’t make for a variety of complicated reasons. But it spawned this classic idea, which we hope […]

This big apple has been genetically enhanced for maximum enjoyment. We had requests for I [Heart] New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York shirts after that episode of Doctor Who, which we can’t make for a variety of complicated reasons. But it spawned this classic […]

The building block of matter, now available in swanky wristwatch form The three-dimensional design represents each component of the atom; the nucleus of protons and neutrons, the orbiting electrons, the trajectory path of the orbiting electrons. The hour and minute hands follow the path of the orbiting electrons. The second $119.99

Say it with us three times fast. While we have you here, we’ll say that we’re sad that Betelgeuse (the star, aka Alpha Orionis) is / was / will have be sometime in the past future going supernova. Okay. Now on to the shirt that has the same name but is about something else entirely. […]

Now with a helpful instructional diagram! Much as we wish idiots would DIAF, it’s not likely. According to the National Safety Council, the lifetime odds for someone in the U.S. of dying in a fire (exposure to smoke, fire, and flames) are 1:1177. Maybe if you wish hard enough. With a lighter. $19.99

This solves that pesky problem of annoying people not being on fire. Much as we wish idiots would DIAF, it’s not likely. According to the National Safety Council, the lifetime odds for someone in the U.S. of dying in a fire (exposure to smoke, fire, and flames) are 1:1177. Maybe if you wish hard enough. […]

Theyre hungry; theyre undead. They only wanna eat your head! Theyre hungry; theyre undead. They only wanna eat your head! Go Zombies! Go Zombies! Go, Go, GO ZOMBIES! $19.99

Gimme a Z! *collective moan from the crowd* Theyre hungry; theyre undead. They only wanna eat your head! Go Zombies! Go Zombies! Go, Go, GO ZOMBIES! $19.99 – $22.99

Easily slips into your bike’s spokes to add a brilliant bit of light to your bicycle tires. Easily slips into your bike’s spokes to add a brilliant bit of light to your bicycle tires. Helps you be seen in low light conditions . . . and looks pretty cool, too. Light up your cycle today. […]

Being smart is stressful. Take it out on this lil’ gooey brain. Open the petri dish, retrieve the purply-gray brain, squish the gooey thing in your hand a bit. Then pull back and hurl it with all your might against the nearest wall. SPLAT! The brain will smoosh to the wall with a satisfying squishy […]

Measure twice, write once. With the same pen. Leave it to the Germans to make a sexy and useful writing device. It’s a pen, it’s a Vernier caliper, it’s a metric screw thread scale, it’s a tire tread depth scale. All that and it’s shiny to boot. $24.99

Mesmerizing magnetic motion to captivate your cat This fishing pole style toy uses the power of magnets to entertain your feline for hours. A magnet in the base repels the magnet in the dangly ladybug, causing it to move and twitch at the end of its line. Its the perfect toy for the lazy owner. […]

New! 24 in. SUPER Deluxe Chewbacca! These talking Star Wars plushes come in sizes from 4″ (keychain) to 24″. Each one plays a signature sound effect or phrase from the movies. Choose from R2-D2, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, or Jedi Master Yoda. $8.99 – $79.99

Makes typing on your tablet a breeze Fall in love with your Samsung Galaxy Tab all over again with this sleek and stylish synthetic leather case that includes a fully integrated Bluetooth keyboard. After a fast & easy 3-step setup, you’ll be typing up a storm. $59.99

Eight packets of the most delicious gravy ever created Do you love country style gravy but hate the idea of making it yourself? Do you love bacon? Simply mix one packet with one cup of water and delicious, creamy, salty, smoky BACON GRAVY will be yours. $14.99