Let your body be the canvas. (See what we did there?) HTML5, teamed up with his trusty sidekick JS, spends his days and nights crusading to rid this world of their evil archnemesis, The Flash Plugin. And we can all feel safer because of it. $16.99 – $18.99
Klaatu… verata… nict… t-shirt? Dont touch that, please. Your primitive intellect wouldnt understand alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures. $19.99 – $21.99
Make way! TARDIS coming through! Yellow flag! Yellow flag! Please slow down and stay behind the pace TARDIS. As a reminder, the yellow flag indicates a hazard in the time travel downstream of the station’s coordinates in space and time. Thank you for your support. $19.99 – $20.99
You never know where, or, more importantly, when this police box might show up. Yellow flag! Yellow flag! Please slow down and stay behind the pace TARDIS. As a reminder, the yellow flag indicates a hazard in the time travel downstream of the station’s coordinates in space and time. Thank you for your support. $17.99 […]
Horrible chemistry puns now available for ladies, too. We’re am-bivalent about this shirt. But we’re not really, which makes that statement iron-ic. HA! This shirt lends itself to so many bad jokes. Just be glad we didn’t try to make a Ferrous Bueller’s Day Off shirt. You can Danke Schoen us later. $19.99
Back in stock! The Umbrella Corporation has a position available immediately for a full-time laboratory assistant at the Arklay Research Facility. The lab’s focus is virology, with an emphasis on its application in genetic engineering. Top secret clearance required. $17.99 – $19.99
Pwnies for mini geeks! Our sister site, Slashdot, pimped out their design a few April Fools ago with an OMG! Ponies!!! pink theme. We love the idea and are doing them one better. $12.99
MOTIVATED SELLER!!! Gracious living in a nice, quiet setting (you know – space). Reasonably priced, plus owner willing to negotiate an allowance to be given at closing. $27.99
This one won’t last long! Gracious living in a nice, quiet setting (you know – space). Reasonably priced, plus owner willing to negotiate an allowance to be given at closing. $27.99 – $29.99
That way madness lies. Well! Ive often seen a cat without a grin, thought Alice; but a grin without a cat! Its the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life! $19.99
Good evening, customer. Instant costume. Just add optional maroon contacts and stir. Not your eyeballs. Stirring your eyeballs is not recommended. $19.99 – $20.99
For warding off the crazies. This phrase is great because it works whether you mean it seriously or sarcastically. And the best part is that the people to whom you mean it sarcastically probably aren’t bright enough to realize you don’t mean it seriously. $19.99
Teamwork is overrated. This phrase is great because it works whether you mean it seriously or sarcastically. And the best part is that the people to whom you mean it sarcastically probably aren’t bright enough to realize you don’t mean it seriously. $16.99 – $18.99
WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? You know what is better than one cupcake? Two cupcakes. All the way, man. All the way. $24.99
Talk about preciousssss! Who doesn’t want to go to Mordor? With its mountain vistas and minimalist landscapes, your vacation photos are sure to turn out great. (Did we mention black is slimming?) Ancient castles to visit. New species to observe. It’s the adventure of a lifetime. $19.99
Does not compute. Snowballs, slimeballs… sure balls exist in Minecraft, but it’s not like they’re really spherical now, are they? You can go and build one with a huge diameter, and you end up with… a really, really big sphere-shaped set of blocks. What can you do? $19.99 – $21.99
It just feels better, okay? Honking in traffic. Pressing the pedestrian crosswalk button multiple times. Mashing the Close Door button on the elevator. Tapping A during the title credits of a video game. Useless, maybe, but we still love to do it. $16.99 – $18.99
PROTIP: Never say “We’ll be friends forever!” in zombie manga. Japanese high schools. You have your crazy hard entrance exams. You have your obligatory uniforms. You have your mandated course on family life in Japanese society. And, of course, you have your zombie apocalypse. $24.99
Is this your school? Hope not. Japanese high schools. You have your crazy hard entrance exams. You have your obligatory uniforms. You have your mandated course on family life in Japanese society. And, of course, you have your zombie apocalypse. $19.99 – $20.99
Paperwork courtesy of Sienar Fleet Systems. There are certain things you don’t want to share with the enemy, no way no how. The location of your hidden base. The plans for the Death Star. The schematics for your fighters. Oops. Well, if anybody should have them, you should. We like you. $19.99 – $20.99