Excited about Portal 2? Put it on your wall! If you’re as excited about Portal 2 as we are, perhaps you’d like to decorate your wall with this shiny Portal 2 Co-Op Bots Poster. And then eat some cake. $8.99
Won’t get you drunk, but it will deliver tons of caffeine, flavor, and Star Trek-liciousness! Although not approved by the United Federation of Planets, this Romulan Ale is delicious! Each can has some vitamins and 84 mg of caffeine. That’s enough to get you to at least Warp 6! $14.99
Won’t get you drunk, but it will deliver tons of caffeine, flavor, and Star Trek-liciousness! Although not approved by the United Federation of Planets, this Romulan Ale is delicious! Each can has some vitamins and 84 mg of caffeine. That’s enough to get you to at least Warp 6! $14.99
Acts like a Sunken Colony against everyday elements and hazards Designed for gamers who want to keep their gear protected, stay comfortable, and look good doing it. With its weather-proof heavy duty construction, it acts like a Sunken Colony against everyday elements and hazards. $79.99
High Score! Maybe the sky doesn’t normally drop bombs on you, but it’s always best to be prepared. Basically, anything falling from the sky you generally want to keep away from what we must say is your finest asset, your noggin. Let our hoodie help. $59.99
The “Opening Band” would like you to buy their t-shirts (sorry… no gray). 1) Take any random phrase 2) Insert a band that said phrase bears some relation to 3) Profit!* $19.99 – $21.99
This toaster set makes toast that says “Bite Me.” Well, if you insist! This toaster set makes toast that says “Bite Me.” Well, if you insist! $44.99
BAD ROBOT! This tiny icon of J. J. Abrams’ famous production company can be yours for a very limited time! BAD ROBOT! This tiny icon of J. J. Abrams’ famous production company can be yours for a very limited time! $89.99
Turn your refrigerator in a beer, nacho cheese, and french fry dispensing machine. Not really. Tired of having a boring fridge? Want one that dispenses nacho cheese? Well, tough. But slap this magnet on your refrigerator, and it will look like it can dispense nacho cheese and many more goodies. And isn’t looks what are […]
Because the more money you have in Monopoly, the easier it is to win. Also great for tips and notes! The hardest part of the game Monopoly is having enough money. So, why not just have your own stash in your pocket? With this refill pack, you’ll have over $20,000 more dollars to do with […]
Learn how to cook with science! Bored with just ordering take out or blindly following recipes? This book will delve deep into the science of cooking and let you learn how to exploit your kitchen to make the most of cooking. Become a science chef in no time. $34.99
Come inside and meet this worm’s missus. The Worm was the first creature Sarah encountered inside the Labyrinth. And if she just took the time to come inside and have a cup of tea, she might have learned the easy way to get through. This plush rocks! $29.99
Is your child pure of heart? Wouldn’t you like to know after an afternoon of building a fun electrical project whether your child will grow up to be evil? When your child turns the lightsaber on, their destiny will be revealed: blue for Light Side and red for the Dark Side. $14.99
Don’t go to the Teddy Bear’s Picnic without your tunes. An MP3 player for ages zero and up! This sweet teddy bear comes preloaded with some classic tunes, but you can easily add your own or record messages to your wee geek using the microphone. Durability and parental controls make this MP3 player FTW! $59.99
Can you cast the spell before your opponent turns you into a toad? Be the first to cast the magic spell in the cauldron! With the help of the owl, you must be the first to collect the four special ingredients from the shelves. Steal ingredients from your opponents to slow them down and help […]
Are you brave enough to scale the volcano and summon the dragon? Prove you are the bravest knight of all by being the first one to summon the dragon from the top of the volcano. Avoid the lava and block your opponents as you climb to victory. Or certain death. That might happen. $14.99
Officially-licensed Portal gear. Congratulations on being accepted as a test candidate for the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. Please keep your hoodie on you at all times as the results of prolonged exposure of test subjects to the outside world are as yet unknown. $59.99
Keeps ’em clean and stylish. Our sister site, Slashdot, pimped out their design a few April Fools ago with an OMG! Ponies!!! pink theme. We love the idea and are doing them one better. $7.99
“Rock.” “Is anybody paying attention here?” You know when babies make a fist? And you put your hyuge finger next to it and say, “HOW CUTE!” Babies aren’t making fists. They’re saying “rock.” “Rock.” “Hellloooo? Is anybody playing with me here?” “Rock.” $7.99
We’re here for the youngest Padawans. Start them out right. No time to waste. Also, cookies are awesome. $7.99