Punching your refrigerator will not give you milkTwo sheets of magnets based on Minecraft building blocks $19.99
Firefly Serenity Cutaway Poster SetFour cutaway posters depicting Serenity, Inara’s Shuttle and the Mule from the TV series Firefly and movie Serenity $39.99
A must for any Battlestar Galactica fan – 39 inches wide highly detailed map of the twelve colonies of Kobol!Any Battlestar Galactica fan knows of the twelve colonies, but did you know that all twelve planets are within four star systems? No? Well, maybe you need a map. This map shows each planet, several habitable […]
Soft and warm terrycloth robe looks like a Starfleet uniformSoft and warm terrycloth robe looks like a Starfleet uniform $49.99
Len Peralta’s famous Geek A Week, finally printed 8 cards at a time!It’s official – Geeks now rule the world, and those elite few are documented now in trading card form. Famed artist Len Peralta has immortalized their nerd-essences in sets of cards, 8 at a time, for easy identification and recognition. $9.99
Great for extra power during brainstorming sessions (or as a zombie decoy).Because sometimes two brains are better than one. Because sometimes the zombies are after you and you need bait. Because inflatable things are fun. $6.99
Fill it with Cerebrospinal Fluid or any other drink. Yum.Hey, zombies need to stay hydrated too. Or is this a container for juice drained out of zombies. We don’t know, but it’s fun either way. $11.99
Cure yourself with meat (get it?!?!?)Protect your cuts and scrapes with meat. Well, not really with meat. These are just meat-looking bandages. But they look enough like meat to get some gasps from onlookers. $4.99
Cute little tin full of delicious candy coins. Ba-ding!Delicious little coin-shaped candies all store in a Question Box from Super Mario Brothers. Now we know: Mario wasn’t collecting them for money – he was hungry! $3.99 – $9.99
Chew, chew, chew your love for Atari – with flexi joystick!A little Atari controller filled with gum. It’s just that simple, and that’s why it’s so awesome. $3.99 – $9.99
Freshen your breath with Nintendo. Now you’re playing with mint.Minty mints all stored in a classic NES controller tin. Practice your Konami code and freshen your breath all at once. $3.99 – $9.99
PUDDI PUDDI It’s everybody’s favorite cannibalistic oversized flan! We’ve been bouncing around the office randomly spouting off “PUDDI PUDDI!!!!” basically every day since we decided to carry this shirt. Please send help. $19.99 – $21.99
From the depths of Davy Jones’s hamper. Most parents will say that their babies are the best present they ever received. In pirate speak, that be a bountiful booty! Of course, sometimes the booty’s a little more bountiful than usual. The poop deck, if you know what we mean. Yep. We went there. $12.99
You, too, can be the Defender of the Universe. From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend. The legend of Voltron: Defender of the Universe. A mighty robot, loved by good, feared by evil. As Voltron’s legend grew, t-shirts were sold across the galaxy. $17.99 – $18.99
Don’t blink. We blink more frequently than we realize, but our minds erase the darkness (yay, RadioLab), making us unaware of it. Based on averages (and we know you’re not), you blinked for 90 seconds of this episode. So if you thought you were safe, think again. $19.99 – $20.99
We have to show you this thing. Well, 4 things. 4 things and a lizard. We blink more frequently than we realize, but our minds erase the darkness (yay, RadioLab), making us unaware of it. Based on averages (and we know you’re not), you blinked for 90 seconds of this episode. So if you thought […]
Resurrected from the t-shirt graveyard at your request! Now that IANA’s allocated its final /8 blocks, we’re all part of IPv4’s death march. Reclamation can only do so much, so we hope you brought sunscreen and some Gatorade. Oh, and a comfortable t-shirt. Oh wait. We have one right here. $15.99 – $17.99
Eat the flesh of those who would eat yours. Catch yourself a zombie and re-kill it. Then chop it up and turn it into jerky. Then, you’ll have Zombie Jerky. Ok, so it really it’s just teriyaki beef jerky, but it sure is tasty. $4.99
You asked for it. We listened! Nothing’s worse than spending hours working on a project just to have some jerk come in at the last minute and mess it all up, whether it’s a bully, a thesis adviser, or your boss. Now it’s your turn to be that bad guy. Embrace your inner Creeper! $14.99
Creeper now available for ladies. Nothing’s worse than spending hours working on a project just to have some jerk come in at the last minute and mess it all up, whether it’s a bully, a thesis adviser, or your boss. Now it’s your turn to be that bad guy. Embrace your inner Creeper! $20.99